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Currently available for auditions!

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About Me

A Lifetime of Acting

Hi, just plain Kyle. I'm an actor, improviser, performer, and professional smart-ass.

I am a long time card carrying member of the Screen Actor's Guild, and the American Federation of Television and Radio.

If you want to know more about me, I am on Facebook as Kyle Isao,

or follow me on twitter @kyleisao

But so you know, I don't post a lot. And when I do, it is normally smug, or sarcastic.

I have recently started a Vlog. It's a personal look at me, but has a talk show feel to it. It's linked somewhere on this website.

an open letter to the entertaiment industry

by beau sia

if there is anyone

in the audience

in the entertainment industry

watching me perform

i want you to keep in mind

that if you are casting any film

and need a korean grocery store owner,

a computer expert,

or the random thug

of a yakuza gang,

i'm your man.

if you are making jackie chan

knock-off films

and need a stunt double,

that stunt double is me.

if you need a chinese jay-z,

a japanese eminem,

or a vietnamese backstreet boy,

please consider me,

because I am all those things and more.

i come from the house that

step n' fetchit built

and i will broken english my way

to sidekick status

if that's what's expected of me.

make an asian different strokes.

i'll walk around on my knees yelling,

ahso, what you talk about wirris?!

because it's been 23 months and 14 days

since my art has done anything for me,

and i would be noble and toil on,

i swear I would.

live for the art and the art alone,

and all that crapass.

but college loans are monthly up my ass,

my salmon teriyaki habit is getting way out of control,

and i want some

motherf*cking cable!

so you can understand where I am coming from

when tight verse

exhibiting dynamics

within the text

falls but the wayside

and out culture

rejoices in its

pretty, packaged, boy group,

talentless twats

sent form florida

to make me puke.

but i'm not preaching, nome sire, boss.

i cannot stress how ready i am

to sell out, wear jiggly clothes,

and yell from the top of my lungs

any hook i am told to sing.

if you want the caricature

of a caricature,

then i am that caricature.

if you want an exotic dragon lady,

like lucy lui,

who f*cks like a kama sutra

come to life,

just tell my ass where ya want it,

and i will bend over.

if you need a voice-over artist,

just tell me

where you want the,

hi-ya's! to go

and i will be there,

because i am all that and more,

i am a pop culture whore,

i am co-sponsored world tour,

and i am

an appropriated culture at my core.

i've been noticed, acclaimed, and funny.

and now all i want

is a beach front house to paint in

and a range rover

to listen to my music in,

cuz struggling f*cking sucks hard

after the ninth package of ramen noodle soup.

i am kyle isao.

give me a chance,

and i'll

change the world.

(SAG/AFTRA)

(SAG/AFTRA)

About Me

A Lifetime of Acting

Hi, just plain Kyle. I'm an actor, improviser, performer, and professional smart-ass.

an open letter to the entertaiment industry

by beau sia

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