
Kyle Isao - SAG/AFTRA Actor
Auditions availability is currently open for Kyle Isao, a talented SAG/AFTRA actor!
Kyle Isao - SAG/AFTRA Actor
Auditions availability is currently open for Kyle Isao, a talented SAG/AFTRA actor!
Auditions availability is currently open for Kyle Isao, a talented SAG/AFTRA actor!
Auditions availability is currently open for Kyle Isao, a talented SAG/AFTRA actor!
Hi, just plain Kyle Isao. I'm an actor, improviser, performer, and professional smart-ass. As a proud SAG/AFTRA actor with a long-standing membership in the Screen Actor's Guild and the American Federation of Television and Radio, I take my craft seriously. If you're curious about my auditions availability, feel free to reach out. You can find me on Facebook as Kyle Isao or follow me on Twitter @kyleisao. Just a heads up, I don't post a lot, and when I do, it tends to be a bit smug or sarcastic. I've recently started a Vlog that presents a personal look at me, but it has a talk show feel to it. You can find it linked somewhere on this website.
An open letter to the entertainment industry by Beau Sia.
If there is anyone in the audience in the entertainment industry watching me perform, I want you to keep in mind that if you are casting any film and need a Korean grocery store owner, a computer expert, or the random thug of a yakuza gang, I'm your man.
If you are making Jackie Chan knock-off films and need a stunt double, that stunt double is me. If you need a Chinese Jay-Z, a Japanese Eminem, or a Vietnamese Backstreet Boy, please consider me, because I am all those things and more.
I come from the house that Step N' Fetchit built and I will broken English my way to sidekick status if that's what's expected of me. Make an Asian different strokes. I’ll walk around on my knees yelling, "Ahso, what you talk about, wirris?!"
It's been 23 months and 14 days since my art has done anything for me, and I would be noble and toil on, I swear I would. Live for the art and the art alone, and all that crapass. But college loans are monthly up my ass, my salmon teriyaki habit is getting way out of control, and I want some motherf*cking cable!
So you can understand where I am coming from when tight verse exhibiting dynamics within the text falls by the wayside, and our culture rejoices in its pretty, packaged boy group, talentless twats sent from Florida to make me puke.
But I'm not preaching, no siree, boss. I cannot stress how ready I am to sell out, wear jiggly clothes, and yell from the top of my lungs any hook I am told to sing. If you want the caricature of a caricature, then I am that caricature.
If you want an exotic dragon lady, like Lucy Liu, who f*cks like a Kama Sutra come to life, just tell my ass where ya want it, and I will bend over. If you need a voice-over artist, just tell me where you want the "Hi-ya's!" to go and I will be there, because I am all that and more. I am a pop culture whore, I am co-sponsored world tour, and I am an appropriated culture at my core.
I’ve been noticed, acclaimed, and funny. And now all I want is a beachfront house to paint in and a Range Rover to listen to my music in, 'cause struggling f*cking sucks hard after the ninth package of ramen noodle soup.
I am Kyle Isao, a SAG/AFTRA actor, and I have auditions availability. Give me a chance, and I’ll change the world.