I am a long time card carrying member of the Screen Actor's Guild, and the American Federation of Television and Radio.
If you want to know more about me, I am on Facebook as Kyle Isao,
or follow me on twitter @kyleisao
But so you know, I don't post a lot. And when I do, it is normally smug, or sarcastic.
I have recently started a Vlog. It's a personal look at me, but has a talk show feel to it. It's linked somewhere on this website.
if there is anyone
in the audience
in the entertainment industry
watching me perform
i want you to keep in mind
that if you are casting any film
and need a korean grocery store owner,
a computer expert,
or the random thug
of a yakuza gang,
i'm your man.
if you are making jackie chan
and need a stunt double,
that stunt double is me.
if you need a chinese jay-z,
a japanese eminem,
or a vietnamese backstreet boy,
please consider me,
because I am all those things and more.
i come from the house that
step n' fetchit built
and i will broken english my way
to sidekick status
if that's what's expected of me.
make an asian different strokes.
i'll walk around on my knees yelling,
ahso, what you talk about wirris?!
because it's been 23 months and 14 days
since my art has done anything for me,
and i would be noble and toil on,
i swear I would.
live for the art and the art alone,
and all that crapass.
but college loans are monthly up my ass,
my salmon teriyaki habit is getting way out of control,
and i want some
so you can understand where I am coming from
when tight verse
within the text
falls but the wayside
and out culture
rejoices in its
pretty, packaged, boy group,
sent form florida
to make me puke.
but i'm not preaching, nome sire, boss.
i cannot stress how ready i am
to sell out, wear jiggly clothes,
and yell from the top of my lungs
any hook i am told to sing.
if you want the caricature
of a caricature,
then i am that caricature.
if you want an exotic dragon lady,
like lucy lui,
who f*cks like a kama sutra
come to life,
just tell my ass where ya want it,
and i will bend over.
if you need a voice-over artist,
just tell me
where you want the,
hi-ya's! to go
and i will be there,
because i am all that and more,
i am a pop culture whore,
i am co-sponsored world tour,
and i am
an appropriated culture at my core.
i've been noticed, acclaimed, and funny.
and now all i want
is a beach front house to paint in
and a range rover
to listen to my music in,
cuz struggling f*cking sucks hard
after the ninth package of ramen noodle soup.
i am kyle isao.
give me a chance,
change the world.
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